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Court ruling! - squirrel - 06-02-2006
I didn't find this funny but you sox fans will!!!!!
Illinois,
May 8, 2006 Chicago, Illinois (AP) - A seven year old boy was at the center of a Chicago courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody
of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that
his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was
apparently a way of life among them, the Judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Chicago Cubs, who the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone .
Court ruling! - Traxxas_Junkee - 06-02-2006
Yeah, thats pretty funny.
Court ruling! - UE-Maxx - 06-02-2006
Haha.
Why can't the cubs have their own website?
They can't put three w's together.
Court ruling! - redzebra24 - 06-02-2006
that soooo funny
Court ruling! - FreeRideFrosty - 06-02-2006
LMAO!! This is great.
Court ruling! - Ponch - 06-02-2006
Haha....I can't wait until he gets a note home that his parents have to sign...
Court ruling! - redzebra24 - 06-02-2006
where did u find this?
Court ruling! - squirrel - 06-02-2006
I got it in a e-mail. Incase you were wondering it's not true!!!
Court ruling! - redzebra24 - 06-02-2006
i know
Court ruling! - FreeRideFrosty - 06-02-2006
squirrel Wrote:I got it in a e-mail. Incase you were wondering it's not true!!!
You mean everything I read on the internet isn't true!!!
Court ruling! - Michowski - 06-02-2006
well that might not be true but my avator is
. Good email, it made me chuckle
Court ruling! - kevinF - 06-02-2006
funny
Court ruling! - squirrel - 06-03-2006
Michowski Wrote:well that might not be true but my avator isIt made me laugh!! Most original cubs joke I have heard in a while!