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10 reasons Johnny Cash owns Chuck Norris... - thenewguy821 - 09-06-2006
Reason 1.
Only one man who has ever lived has been bad enough to be called “The Man In Black” and it wasn’t Chuck Norris
Reason 2.
Johnny didn’t have to fight to be a bad ass. He just had to pick up a beer bottle and a guitar.
Reason 3.
Norris made a bunch of films where he killed folks. Johnny Cash went to Folsom Prison and did a concert. You tell me which one takes more balls.
Reason 4.
Chuck wasn’t the first of his kind to kick ass. Johnny was the first rock star to set something on fire. While most artists only set their hotel rooms on fire, Johnny took it one step further and burned down half a national forest.
Reason 5.
When Chuck was five, he was a normal five year old. Johnny had already earned man points by working in his dad’s cotton fields. That is a true bad ass. By the time he was six, Cash did more hard work than most men do in their whole life.
Reason 6.
Chuck never got stabbed in the back by a woman. Johnny never stopped bleeding. Chuck may have gotten punched a few times, but Johnny knew what real pain was.
Reason 7.
Chuck is a republican. Johnny was close with every president except for GWB. It was said he just didn’t trust that son of a bitch. When Johnny didn’t trust someone, you just knew something foul was going on.
Reason 8.
Johnny was invited to play the at White House in 1972 for Richard Nixon. He was given a list of politically correct songs to sing. He instead metaphorically threw up his middle finger at the establishment, in true ShoutWire fashion, and sang a set full of left leaning, politically charged tunes. Chuck Norris has never told the president to fuck off in his own house.
Reason 9.
Chuck Norris made a lot of crappy movies. Johnny Cash never touched anything that didn’t turn to gold. In the 80’s, he made a song called “Chicken in Black” to get himself out of a record deal. Even that became popular.
Reason 10.
Johnny is the only man in history to decline painkillers after a double bypass heart surgery. He knew he liked drugs too god damn much and wouldn’t stop. That shows power over an addiction previously not seen before. Kicking a ninja's ass is easy compared to kicking a drug's ass.
10 reasons Johnny Cash owns Chuck Norris... - Czech-it-Out Graphics - 09-06-2006
lol
10 reasons Johnny Cash owns Chuck Norris... - AddictedtoNITRO - 09-06-2006
A+++++++++ Hell yea
10 reasons Johnny Cash owns Chuck Norris... - Racin' Ranger1 - 09-06-2006
yep yep yep
10 reasons Johnny Cash owns Chuck Norris... - Mr. Tune - 09-06-2006
lol, good stuff
10 reasons Johnny Cash owns Chuck Norris... - Obsessive R/C - 09-06-2006
+1
10 reasons Johnny Cash owns Chuck Norris... - firesprink281 - 09-06-2006
yee haw beeoch
10 reasons Johnny Cash owns Chuck Norris... - rocco79 - 09-06-2006
Be honest johnny cash sucks....
10 reasons Johnny Cash owns Chuck Norris... - Czech-it-Out Graphics - 09-06-2006
i heard he was a homo
10 reasons Johnny Cash owns Chuck Norris... - rocco79 - 09-06-2006
well..... i dont know about that but i dont know how a old druggie is tougher than chuck