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Marketing - Procharged5.0 - 01-22-2007
Marketing 101
The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING. However, people often
ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing."
Well, here it is:
1. You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to
him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of
your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
3. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone
number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.
4. You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to him
and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten his tie,
brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the
way,I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
5. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says,
"I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
6. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you
talk him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.
7. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.
8. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing, so you climb onto the roof
of one situated towards the center and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm
fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail.
9. You are at a party; this well-built man walks up to you and grabs your
ass.
That's the Governor of California.
10. You like it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you were offended.
That's America
Marketing - FreeRideFrosty - 01-22-2007
Haha. Nice.
Marketing - Czech-it-Out Graphics - 01-22-2007
Lmao
Marketing - chickenfarmer3 - 01-22-2007
Lmao
Marketing - Czech-it-Out Graphics - 01-22-2007
what are u a parrot? hehehehe
Marketing - chickenfarmer3 - 01-22-2007
hehehehehehe........
lap:
Marketing - chickenfarmer3 - 01-22-2007
dont you have a werks to go blow.....o thats right 2 in 2 weeks...you dont have any more. i just bought a 10 gallon rb off some jag on ebay.
Marketing - Sh1nn3r - 01-22-2007
+1
Marketing - Czech-it-Out Graphics - 01-22-2007
how much fuel did u guys get through those 400$ C6's before they took a shit like what a gallon or two?
Marketing - Sh1nn3r - 01-22-2007
Very happy with mine thank you and still going strong....going for the 20 gallon mark there mikey
Marketing - chickenfarmer3 - 01-22-2007
4 thru mine and it was fine before it hit the wall, not like it blew up.....jag.
Marketing - Czech-it-Out Graphics - 01-22-2007
mine didnt either, bad bearing after 7 gallons so shuddup lol
Marketing - chickenfarmer3 - 01-22-2007
Lol
Marketing - Sh1nn3r - 01-22-2007
Kids pissed