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Florida Police - Procharged5.0 - 01-22-2007
A Story for You to Enjoy
True Story. Jacksonville, FL Police Dept.
A man goes to a party and has too much to drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no -- he only lives a mile away.
About five blocks from party, the police pull him over for weaving and ask him to get out of the car and walk the line. Just as he starts, the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place in a house just a block away. The police tell the party animal to stay put, they will be right back and they hop a fence and run down the street to the robbery. THE ROBBERY IS A FALSE ALARM.
The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home. When he gets there, he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day.
A few hours later the police knock on the door.! They ask if Mr. Joe is there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with the flu and has been so all day.
The police have his driver's license. They ask to see his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage. She opens the door. There sitting in the garage is the police car, with all its lights still flashing.
True story, told by the driver at his first AA meeting.
Florida Police - Czech-it-Out Graphics - 01-22-2007
bhahahahahahah nice
Florida Police - Meatwad - 01-22-2007
thats hillarious
Florida Police - AddictedtoNITRO - 01-24-2007
Thats awesome lol
Florida Police - pwnzor - 01-24-2007
exactly why I dont drink
Florida Police - mikeh - 01-24-2007
It was me. That cop was POed
Florida Police - Procharged5.0 - 01-24-2007
That's like the 3rd time in two years right??? LOL! JK!
Florida Police - mikeh - 01-24-2007
Yeah, it was on the way home form the pizza party. The last two times were after Berwyn Bashes.
Florida Police - Procharged5.0 - 01-24-2007
Mikey,
you've gotta stop that........making the cops look foolish, losing their squad cars so frequently!
