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joke of the day - Czech-it-Out Graphics - 07-31-2007
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.
The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take
a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey
Doc, want to take a look at this?"
The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was
working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands
on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take
the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I
finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year, a
pretty small salary and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when
you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the
mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."
joke of the day - rocco79 - 07-31-2007
kinda lame
joke of the day - Czech-it-Out Graphics - 07-31-2007
ya but it had that corny funny feel to it i liked it lol
joke of the day - cr4sh_27 - 08-01-2007
Czech-it-Out Graphics Wrote:ya but it had that corny funny feel to it i liked it lol
YEAH... IM SURE IT WOULD BE WAY FUNNY IF SOME1 ACTUALLY TOLD THE JOKE LIVE
joke of the day - Ponch - 08-01-2007
OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING? huh?
Kinda got a chuckle outta that joke...
joke of the day - Czech-it-Out Graphics - 08-01-2007
theres a small button on ur key board that says "caps lock" i think u may have hit it by mistake.....
joke of the day - cr4sh_27 - 08-02-2007
sorry...didnt realize that you guys could hear that...lol
joke of the day - cr4sh_27 - 08-02-2007
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joke of the day - SaVaGe_DuDe - 08-02-2007
here i got one for you guys....
One day little Johnny comes upon his grandfather enjoying a beer. Johnny asks, "Granpa, can I have some of your beer?" To which his grandfather replies, "Well that all depends, can your dick touch your asshole?" Slightly shocked, Johnny says, "No, grandpa" "Then you're not man enough" his grandfather replies promptly.
The next day Johnny sees his Grandfather smoking a cigar. He asks him, "Grandpa, may I smoke a cigar?" Again his grandfather replies "Can your dick touch your asshole?" and, again, Johnny says no.
The third day Johnny's grandfather sees little Johnny eating some fresh baked cookies. He says, "Hey there Johnny, can you give me a cookie?"
Johnny asks, "I don't know grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?"
His grandfather proudly replies, "Why yes, yes it can"
Johnny says, "Well then go fuck yourself, because grandma made these cookies for me"
joke of the day - Racin' Ranger1 - 08-02-2007
old but still funny
joke of the day - Czech-it-Out Graphics - 08-02-2007
now thats a joke LMFAO
joke of the day - J-Dub - 08-02-2007
lol, after 3 hours of driving straight that made my night.
joke of the day - SaVaGe_DuDe - 08-02-2007
haha, glad i could be of use
ill try ti put up a new one everynight.
joke of the day - Evil3 - 08-03-2007
It made for a fast laugh.