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I hit a girl - Michowski - 01-12-2009
I hit my girlfriend today... I feel like such **@%.
We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.
This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.
Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.
We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.
I hit a girl - rocco79 - 01-12-2009
Uh....
Well Mich, if this is true (which i couldnt tell with that nifty ending) i hope she has an older brother that will now break your nose.
Cuz i know if you broke my sisters nose, even if she was TOTALLY in the wrong you wouldnt be worried about the cops coming to your house.
An old school beat down would be in order for you, one that would help you remember to control your temper even when hurtful words are used.
Words hurt but i dont think you should ever hit a woman unless shes hitting you and your afraid for your life.
I hit a girl - Michowski - 01-12-2009
Its a joke Rocco lol. Thought you would catch that since its got the fresh prince theme song in it.
I hit a girl - PMHOURS - 01-12-2009
Wow this hit right at home for me. I watched my grand father hit and beat my grandma all the time. When I got around 12 or 13 I asked him why? He said "sit down" he took a rather large breath looked looked me right into my eyes and told me. Any time you meet a payment, any time you need a friend, any time your out from under , not getting hassled or not getting hustled, keeping you head above the water, making a wave when you can, temporay lay-offs, scratching and suriving,hanging in a jury, ain't we lucky we got them. At this time I was not sure what he ment, now looking out the window wathching the asphalt grow, thinking how it all looks like hand-me-downs, temporary lay-off, easy credit rip offs, ain't we lucky we got them. GOOD TIMES.
I hit a girl - BJoe - 01-12-2009
rocco79 Wrote:Uh....
Well Mich, if this is true (which i couldnt tell with that nifty ending) i hope she has an older brother that will now break your nose.
Cuz i know if you broke my sisters nose, even if she was TOTALLY in the wrong you wouldnt be worried about the cops coming to your house.
An old school beat down would be in order for you, one that would help you remember to control your temper even when hurtful words are used.
Words hurt but i dont think you should ever hit a woman unless shes hitting you and your afraid for your life.
X2 Rocco, and if Dad or the big brother get involved, you'd best hope that "Chicago Rules" don't become involved:eek:
Michowski Wrote:Its a joke Rocco lol. Thought you would catch that since its got the fresh prince theme song in it.
Not too funny.
I hit a girl - Michowski - 01-12-2009
Man you people need to lighten up some. Used to be a fun bunch here that could take a joke. Of course I would never do anything like that. I even start to feel bad just raising my voice to a female, let alone any physical contact.
I hit a girl - J-Dub - 01-12-2009
well I don't comment on much but that was a pretty STUPID Joke...What are you like 7 where pushing a girl in the rocks was funny.
I hit a girl - Michowski - 01-12-2009
Not at all. Never did anything not even remotely close to even pushing a girl. Worst I might have done is raised my voice at most. Il make sure to remember you guys cant take a joke anymore.
"Note to self, chitown rc people cant take jokes anymore"
I hit a girl - Racin' Ranger1 - 01-12-2009
i knew it was a joke right when you started with the fresh prince
I hit a girl - J-Dub - 01-12-2009
Still Stupid...
I hit a girl - PMHOURS - 01-13-2009
Wow What A Way To Get People To Talk To One Another. When I Read It I Was Pissed Then The Theme Song. Had Me Going. Thank You For Some Sick And Twisted Humor.
I hit a girl - slaytanic - 01-13-2009
You are retarded. That is something you should NEVER joke about. Not funny.
I hit a girl - cemeb4dk - 01-13-2009
Sorry Mich your an ASS!
Joke or not there is no place for that kind of crap on here or anywhere. Nothing is funny about hitting a women joke or not! Have you ever heard a joke with a women being hit? No I don't think so because there is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING funny about it.
This has no refection of the this dying boards humor, its just not funny. And your an idiot for thinking for one minute while you typed this it would be funny.
I hit a girl - rocco79 - 01-13-2009
Well said...
<INSIDE MICH's HEAD>
"hmmm.... i know what will liven up chitownrc.com, Ill tell a story where i raped this girl.... No, maybe thats a bit much, Ill just say i broke her nose! " Man!!! Im hilarious!"
I hit a girl - Michowski - 01-13-2009
Wow what an ass. If you dont like it and feel theres no place for it here then delete the thread, its that simple. No need to be jerks about it. You "Mods" would of been more effective just simply saying, that really isnt funny and shouldn't be posted here, I am just letting you know that for future reference. Just delete this thread. And btw, nothing is funny about joking around about your job either cemeb4dk. I never found any humor in those jokes you guys used to make and felt it was total disrespect. Those seemed a lot worse in my eyes then what I posted up. Just so were clear on this
I hit a girl - cemeb4dk - 01-13-2009
Yeah OK!
I hit a girl - cemeb4dk - 01-13-2009
Heres some new jokes Mich style:
Why the chicken cross the road? To punch a girl in the nose
Knock Knock, whos there? Gunna, Gunna who? Gunna punch a girl in the nose.
Those are funny right Mich?
I hit a girl - PMHOURS - 01-13-2009
Correct!!!
To joke about hitting a lady is not funny period. Sorry to those how read this and humor in hitting a lady. Please lets stop repling to this thread and lets learn from this. This is a sight my SON or someone elses KID looks at. Do us all a favor a REMOVE IT.
I hit a girl - Ponch - 01-13-2009
What do you call a girl with one black eye?
--A quick learner
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?
--Give that bitch a shovel
I hit a girl - Obsessive R/C - 01-13-2009
:pow:
I hit a girl - Michowski - 01-13-2009
Listen, im sorry you guys took this the wrong way. I in no way will tolerate actual abuse to a female. I am 100% against it. The funny part was the fresh prince theme song ok. Now can somebody please delete this thread.
I hit a girl - Astro - 01-13-2009
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?????
NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You told her twice already
:p:
:eek: 
mash:
I hit a girl - rocco79 - 01-13-2009
So mich do you want it deleted cuz you see your a fucking moron for posting it, or because you just want everyone to get off your back???
I hit a girl - BJoe - 01-13-2009
Astro Wrote:What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?????
NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You told her twice already
:p:
What do you call the pissed off guy pounding on your door?
Her Brother:getsome: