Official yack away thread

[t to the maxx2]

I bet with.

[DAVEC-NITRO-RS4]

You know it! WITH !!!
Usually red pintos and black beans, but just red today. Added diced potato to make up for it. Garden grown jalapenos give it some heat. Habanero's were too hot for the family so they just stay in the freezer for the day when I make chili for my Chitown friends at another Berwyn Bash. Everyone liked the baked beans so we will see if the chili WOW's 'em.

[maxximum_44]

Dave the beans were good but I was looking forward to the chilli, so you know I be looking for'em next time. I use to cook chilli all the time but, the family can't stomach it so it usaully goes to waste. Dave, do you like your chilli plain or do you top it off with anything? I've used red onions, chives, chedder cheese, sour cream, crackers, tortilla's, fritos, and doritos with good results

[Ponch]

Max44, all that one ONE thing of chili? That's overkill!lol

[maxximum_44]

LOL!! I would seriously be in need of some "Pepto" after that combination

[Ponch]

LOL!! I would seriously be in need of some "Pepto" after that combination

haha you could do their whole dance and still not have everything covered!

[maxximum_44]

Nausa*Heartburn*Indigestion*Upset Stomach*Diarrhea,
yea Pepto Bismol!!

[DAVEC-NITRO-RS4]

cheese, oyster crackers, diced raw onions, and Cholula sauce (the stuff with the wooden knob/cap you see in all the restaurants...my favorite).

I will have to find the chili contest joke....or was that posted here already???

[Ponch]

Dave I think it was u lmao

[DAVEC-NITRO-RS4]

Did I mention I'm old and drink a lot?

[Ponch]

Dave, this one? (posted by MikeH origionally)

Notelease take time to read this slowly. If you pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better. For those of you who have lived in Texas, you know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time Halloween comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the San Antonio City Park.
Judge #3 was an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting from Springfield, IL. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected as a judge at a chili cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table, asking for directions to the Coors Light truck, when the call came in. I was assured by the other two judges (Native Texans) that the chili wouldn't be all that spicy; and, besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I accepted and became Judge 3."
Here are the scorecard notes from the event:

CHILI # 1 - MIKE'S MANIAC MONSTER CHILI...
Judge # 1 -- A little too heavy on the tomato. Amusing kick.
Judge # 2 -- Nice, smooth tomato flavor. Very mild.
Judge # 3 (Frank) -- Holy crap, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These Texans are crazy.


CHILI # 2 - AUSTIN'S AFTERBURNER CHILI...
Judge # 1 -- Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.
Judge # 2 -- Exciting BBQ flavor, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.
Judge # 3 -- Keep this out of the reach of children. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich maneuver. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.


CHILI # 3 - FRED'S FAMOUS BURN DOWN THE BARN CHILI...
Judge # 1 -- Excellent firehouse chili. Great kick.
Judge # 2 -- A bit salty, good use of peppers.
Judge # 3 -- Call the EPA. I've located a uranium spill. My nose feels like I have been snorting Drano. Everyone knows the routine by now. Get me more beer before I ignite. Barmaid pounded me on the back, now my backbone is in the front part of my chest. I'm getting ****-faced from all of the beer.


CHILI # 4 - BUBBA'S BLACK MAGIC...
Judge # 1 -- Black bean chili with almost no spice. Disappointing.
Judge # 2 -- Hint of lime in the black beans. Good side dish for fish or other mild foods, not much of a chili.
Judge # 3 -- I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burn out taste buds? Sally, the beer maid, was standing behind me with freshrefills. This 300 lb. woman is starting to look HOT...just like this nuclear waste I'm eating! Is chili an aphrodisiac?


CHILI # 5 LISA'S LEGAL LIP REMOVER...
Judge # 1 -- Meaty, strong chili. Cayenne peppers freshly ground, adding considerable kick. Very impressive.
Judge # 2 -- Chili using shredded beef, could use more tomato. Must admit the cayenne peppers make a strong statement.
Judge # 3 -- My ears are ringing, sweat is pouring off my forehead and I can no longer focus my eyes. I farted, and four people behind me needed paramedics The contestant seemed offended when I told her that her chili had given me brain damage. Sally saved my tongue from bleeding by pouring beer directly on it from the pitcher. I wonder if I'm burning my lips off. It really ticks me off that the other judges asked me to stop screaming. Screw them.


CHILI # 6 - VERA'S VERY VEGETARIAN VARIETY...
Judge # 1 -- Thin yet bold vegetarian variety chili. Good balance of spices and peppers.
Judge # 2 -- The best yet. Aggressive use of peppers, onions, and garlic. Superb
Judge # 3 -- My intestines are now a straight pipe filled with gaseous, sulfuric flames. I crapped on myself when I farted, and I'm worried it will eat through the chair. No one seems inclined to stand behind me except that Sally. Can't feel my lips anymore. I need to wipe my butt with a snow cone.


CHILI # 7 - SUSAN'S SCREAMING SENSATION CHILI...
Judge # 1 -- A mediocre chili with too much reliance on canned peppers.
Judge # 2 -- Ho hum, tastes as if the chef literally threw in a can of chili peppers at the last moment. **I should take note that I am worried about Judge # 3. He appears to be a bit of distress as he is cursing uncontrollably.
Judge # 3 -- You could put a grenade in my mouth, pull the pin, and I wouldn't feel a thing. I've lost sight in one eye, and the world sounds like it is made of rushing water. My shirt is covered with chili, which slid unnoticed out of my mouth. My pants are full of lava to match my shirt. At least during the autopsy, they'll know what killed me. I've decided to stop breathing it's too painful. Screw it; I'm not getting any oxygen anyway. If I need air, I'll just suck it in through the 4-inch hole in my stomach.


CHILI # 8 - BIG TOM'S TOENAIL CURLING CHILI......
Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.
Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge #3 farted, passed out, fell over and pulled the chili pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. poor feller, wonder how he'd have reacted to really hot chili?
Judge # 3 - No Report

[DAVEC-NITRO-RS4]

yep

[rocco79]

I love the volkswagon commericals for the GTI.. The "my fast " dude is cool

[FreeRideFrosty]

Hey Ryan Avril is singing at the closing ceremonies to the olympics. She actually has a really good voice...

[Michowski]

what time will she be on?

[FreeRideFrosty]

Oh... I meant like right when I posted that. She sang right after they handed the flag over to Canada... the host of the '10 olympics...

[Michowski]

damn

[FreeRideFrosty]

They ar replaying it so if you put on channel 5 you may still catch it. She was towards the end. She only did 1 song but it was good...

[db302]

Ummm Avril....with or without beans? LOL j/k

[rocco79]

Hey guys... Someone posted a link to a site that was like a news ticker to r/c.... I cant find it anymore. What is it?

[Ponch]

http://www.the-rc-zone.com/newsfeed/index.php

[rocco79]

Thank you!

[Ponch]

Yep...

[DAVEC-NITRO-RS4]

Did I mention:

It's Friday!
I got a new steering servo and I like it.
I like eggs.
Bernie builds a slick track.
I have some Pythons for sale.
and
SMILE TODAY !!!!!

[rocco79]

Pay DAY!!!!! Boooo yaaaa!