happy birthday HAGASAN

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That damn bird got me in big trouble. My mom goes on vaca and need me to baby sit the bird for a week....Bad mistake. She told me the bird likes to fly to her and land on her head when she comes home, so dont freak out when it comes at you. Just put your chin down and let it land.
About 3 days later, I come in the door and the bird makes a B line straight towards me, I put my chin down but the bird never lands. The F...er flys right out the door.
Now she had the bird for about 2 years at this point and always had the wings cliped so it wasnt suposed to fly that well. It was sitting on the roof at this point so I climb, it flys...Up to some high branches in a tree...Damn. At this point im thinking BB gun. It must of read my mind cause it learned to fly real good now and was up about 100ft. mocking me...I never saw it again and my mother almost disowned me when she got back. Knock Knock...um mom I got some bad news..."What did YOU do with my baby"
Not a good day.

So my neighbor has me watch his parakeet while he's on vacation. He gets home and comes to get his bird in the cage. He lives three houses away and the dumbazz rides down on his bicycle. I tell him to walk the cage home, but NO, he's sure he can handle it. Well, two feet into the "ride home" he dumps the bike and the cage pops open and Tweety is making for the border like he's got a hot date, never to be seen again.