Joke of the Day 2-22-07

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A guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees
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> > thousand dollars in it.
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> > He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the jar?"
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> > "Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the money and
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> > the keys to a brand new CORVETTE Z06.
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> > The man certainly isn't going to pass this up.
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> > "What are the three tests?"
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> > "Pay first, those are the rules," says the bartender.
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> > So the man gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.
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> > "OK," the bartender says, " Here's what you need to do .First - You
> > have to drink that entire liter of pepper tequila, the whole thing,
> > all at once ... and you can't make a face while doing it.
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> > Second, There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth. You
> > have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.
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> > Third. There's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never had an
> > orgasm. You've gotta make things right for her."
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> > The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot! I
> > won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila,
> > and then do those other things..." "Your call," says the bartender,
> > "but your money stays where it is."
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> > As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few more, he
> > asks, "Where ez zat tequila?" He grabs the litre with both hands and
> > downs it with a big slurp. Tears stream down both cheeks, but he
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> > Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon
> > the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on
> > outside. They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit
> > bull yelping and then . . silence.
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> > Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back
> > into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all
> > over his body. "Now," he says...
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> > "Where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"
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