03-13-2007, 10:12 AM
HAGASAN Wrote:"Im Gonna Get You Sucka"
Chris Rock-"How much are the ribs?"
Large man-"$12 for a slab.
Chris Rock-"How many ribs in a slab?"
large man-"12."
Chris Rock-"so that makes it $1 a rib. OK, give me one."
Large man-"One slab?"
CHris rock-"nah, one rib. I sure am hungry."
Large man-"You want ONE rib?!"
Chris Rock-"Well, how much is a small coke?"
Large man-"A dolla."
Chris Rock-"Aight, phuck the cup. I'll use my hands, how much then?"
Large man-"$.50" (man getting very mad now)
Chris Rock-(pulls out a big DOM sized money roll) "You got change for a hunnit?"
Similar to when he goes into McDonald's and has enough money for the pickle and the bun of the whole hamburger. Probably one of my favorites by him....