05-24-2007, 12:51 PM
So, I'm walking through the park yesterday and I see this old man sitting on a bench crying. I asked him what was the matter.
He says " I'm 80 years old and I just got married to a Playboy Playmate of the Year and all she wants to do all day is romp in the sack!"
And I said "So why are you crying?!!"
Between hysterical sobs he says "I can't remember where I live."
He says " I'm 80 years old and I just got married to a Playboy Playmate of the Year and all she wants to do all day is romp in the sack!"
And I said "So why are you crying?!!"
Between hysterical sobs he says "I can't remember where I live."