hideous Enzo Fiero kit car...

[bandit]

Ok, the Honda story. When I wored at Petsmart about five or so years ago, I was a speciality lead (assintant to the speciality manager). So basicaly I was the fish, bird, reptile, and small animal guy. Well anyway, in 2000 I was 23, and we jsut hired a 16 year kid who thought he was a car god. He has a 98 Civic coupe with the garbage cam exhuast tip, park bench spoiler, and stickers for things he didn't even had. (But stickers add 25+WHP). And he always said his honda could be my sunbird, and I said yeah probaly its a "sunbird". Well one night when I was closing, he and few of his buddies decided to mess with my car, (with tp and stuff). So the day, I heard him bragging about what he did. I mean he can an told me. So I said to him payback is a (fill in the blank). So I was closing that night and he was too, so I had him on cash regester all night. I decideed to to take my break in recieveing where I comendered the fork lift, and proceeded to to lift his civic and place gently on top of the trash dumpster. When we went to take the trash, he was quite upset. The funny thing is I recieved no punishment for my deeds, and he got fired cause it turns out he was stealing from the store. I have picture lying around somewhere, i need to find it.