What's the worst thing you've run over (or almost run over) on the Xpressway?

[SixVi6-Camaro]

Semis!! that reminds me. my old camaro. I was driving down the elgin ohare in the left lane.. there was an Exploder in front of me passing a semi truck. I hung back because I don't like sitting next to semi trucks. well the exploder was just about clear of the semi so I started to pass. all the sudden the Exploder get on the brakes hard. I was like WTF! then the semi truck swerved off into my lane!!! I got on the brakes and ended up on the gravel and grass on the median but the exploder.. well got ripped to shreads by the lug nuts on the semi's front wheels and it went off the road HARD. I can't believe the explorer didn't flip. It turns out there was a scrapper driving a truck that lost a Large cooler, TV and other junk in the road. This poor semit truck driver was on the verge of tears though because he knows he should have just hit the small objects and not swerved, but heck its a force of habbit. so yeah a semi.. thats the the worst thing I almost hit on the road and something I don't ever want to see happen again!! That scared the hell out of me!