01-26-2006, 11:10 AM
What do you name a dog that likes to play on the highway?
Spot
What do you call a Cajun with 50 dogs?
A rancher.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with a onion?
A donkey with bad breath, or an a$$ that brings tears to your eyes.
What do you get when an African American fights an Irishman?
A woman as mayor of Chicago. (Most of you prollly don't remember Jane)
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches watches.....
What's the diff between a clever midget and female jogger?
One's a cunning runt...... ok maybe that ones gotta go..........
Many more can be told at the track. I'm here all week. Tip your waitress.
ps: what was Wedding Crashers rated ? PG13 or R?
Spot
What do you call a Cajun with 50 dogs?
A rancher.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with a onion?
A donkey with bad breath, or an a$$ that brings tears to your eyes.
What do you get when an African American fights an Irishman?
A woman as mayor of Chicago. (Most of you prollly don't remember Jane)
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
One snatches watches.....
What's the diff between a clever midget and female jogger?
One's a cunning runt...... ok maybe that ones gotta go..........
Many more can be told at the track. I'm here all week. Tip your waitress.
ps: what was Wedding Crashers rated ? PG13 or R?