01-26-2006, 11:16 PM
> >A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come
> over here and help
> >me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't
> figure out how to get
> >it started.
> >
> >"Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be
> when it's finished?"
> >The blonde says, "According to the picture on the
> box, it's a tiger."
> >Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
> puzzle.
> >
> >She lets him in and shows him where she has the
> puzzle spread all over
> >the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then
> looks at the box,
> >then turns to her and says, "First of all, no
> matter what we do, we're
> >not going to be able to assemble these pieces into
> anything resembling
> >a tiger."............
> >
> >He takes her hand and says, "Second! , I want you
> to relax. Let's have a
> >nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, .
> >
> >"Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.
> over here and help
> >me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't
> figure out how to get
> >it started.
> >
> >"Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be
> when it's finished?"
> >The blonde says, "According to the picture on the
> box, it's a tiger."
> >Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the
> puzzle.
> >
> >She lets him in and shows him where she has the
> puzzle spread all over
> >the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then
> looks at the box,
> >then turns to her and says, "First of all, no
> matter what we do, we're
> >not going to be able to assemble these pieces into
> anything resembling
> >a tiger."............
> >
> >He takes her hand and says, "Second! , I want you
> to relax. Let's have a
> >nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, .
> >
> >"Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.
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