01-27-2006, 09:44 AM
One dark night, a Truck driver was driving along, minding his own business. When he came to a stoplight, There was a Blond pulled up next to him, beeping her horn. He rolled down his window and she said, "Hey Mister, Your truck is spilling it's load". The light turned Green and the driver drove away. At the next light, the blond started beeping her horn. When she stopped she jumped out, ran up to the truck, knocking on the window. Again, she said, "Mister, Your truck is spilling it's load all over the road". The light turns green, and the truck driver drives away. Seeing the next light turn Red, the truck driver hurries to get there first. When he stops the truck, he jumps out, runs up to the Blonds widow. The Blond says "Your truck is spilling it's load", to which the driver replies, "Ladie, it's Winter in Wisconsin and I drive a Salt truck".