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What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about

those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been
to

those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about

achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?



Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these

questions:



If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.



Then:



H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%



But,



A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%



And,



B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%



AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.



A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%



So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and

Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's
the

BULLSHIT

and Ass kissing that will put

you over the top.