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The Beer Test
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Yesterday scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men
should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoeostrogens) and drinking it makes men turn into women. To test the
theory, 50 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period.



It was then observed that 100% of the men:

-talked excessively without making sense;
-became overly emotional;
-couldn't drive;
-failed to think rationally;
-argued over nothing;
-had to sit down while urinating;
-and refused to apologize when obviously wrong.>
No further testing was considered necessary
You ain't gonna be my judge, cause my judge will judge us all one day. You do your thing, I'll do mine.....-MG

Cause it's songs about me, and who I am. Songs lovin and livin and good hearted women and family and God.....-TA

Son I am a RED WHITE and BLUE blood graduate of Honky Tonk U.....-TK
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The Beer Test - by LeeAutoPartsGuy - 05-28-2005, 07:17 PM
The Beer Test - by firesprink281 - 05-28-2005, 07:30 PM
The Beer Test - by rocco79 - 05-28-2005, 08:55 PM
The Beer Test - by thenewguy821 - 05-28-2005, 11:29 PM
The Beer Test - by rocco79 - 05-29-2005, 01:18 AM
The Beer Test - by RCDad - 05-29-2005, 05:26 AM
The Beer Test - by firesprink281 - 05-29-2005, 08:01 AM
The Beer Test - by Notochord - 05-29-2005, 12:01 PM
The Beer Test - by LeeAutoPartsGuy - 05-29-2005, 07:08 PM
The Beer Test - by firesprink281 - 05-29-2005, 07:52 PM
The Beer Test - by Notochord - 05-29-2005, 08:29 PM
The Beer Test - by LeeAutoPartsGuy - 05-29-2005, 09:34 PM
The Beer Test - by LeeAutoPartsGuy - 05-29-2005, 09:50 PM
The Beer Test - by thenewguy821 - 05-29-2005, 11:22 PM
The Beer Test - by rocco79 - 05-29-2005, 11:36 PM
The Beer Test - by Notochord - 05-30-2005, 08:59 AM
The Beer Test - by thenewguy821 - 05-30-2005, 11:10 AM
The Beer Test - by firesprink281 - 05-30-2005, 12:36 PM
The Beer Test - by Tex - 05-30-2005, 01:30 PM
The Beer Test - by Notochord - 05-30-2005, 02:25 PM
The Beer Test - by LeeAutoPartsGuy - 05-30-2005, 03:06 PM
The Beer Test - by RCDad - 05-30-2005, 03:44 PM
The Beer Test - by Tex - 05-30-2005, 11:03 PM
The Beer Test - by DAVEC-NITRO-RS4 - 05-31-2005, 04:13 PM
The Beer Test - by firesprink281 - 05-31-2005, 05:08 PM
The Beer Test - by firesprink281 - 05-31-2005, 05:13 PM

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