06-30-2005, 08:54 AM
Barbecuing is the only type of cooking a real man will do. When a man
declares he will BBQ the following chain of events is put into motion:
1 ) The woman goes to the store and buys everything.
2 ) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3 ) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
4 ) The man places the meat on the grill.
5 ) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6 ) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
7 ) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
8 ) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9 ) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10 ) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
11 ) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed; her night off. And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing a woman.
declares he will BBQ the following chain of events is put into motion:
1 ) The woman goes to the store and buys everything.
2 ) The woman makes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3 ) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, beer in hand.
4 ) The man places the meat on the grill.
5 ) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
6 ) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.
7 ) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
8 ) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9 ) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10 ) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
11 ) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed; her night off. And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing a woman.