family photos..........NOT mine

[kevinF]

I found this on line...........kinda funny, but pretty weird.

My Family Photos



Hi there...this is me... Mom said I got all the good looks and no brains. I have a stomach ulcer.



This is my mom. She has lots of boyfriends. One of them has a job. She says with a little luck I could be a garbage man one day.



This is my brother Hank. He is in jail right now. When he gets out he is not allowed to be around animals and kitchen appliances.



My grandmom lives with us in our trailer. Shes smells real bad. She likes to hang out in bars and drink beer. Grandma has sores all over. The flies are terrible.






My younger sister Jill lost all her teeth. She was licking a egg beater after mom made a cake and my cousin Jimmy turned it on by accident.



We are proud of my older brother Barney. He is 27. He wants to be a Doctor and can write his own name.



This is my older sister Sue Ellen. She has 15 kids and they all look different. She has a disease that makes her itch.


This is my sisters boyfriend for now. His name is Larry. He fixes lawn mowers in the city. My sister says he has a hairy ass.



These are 2 kids we throw stuff at. There used to be 3 of them. Mom says we can't throw heavy stuff no more.



My uncle Marky is still having problems. He doesn't know what he wants in life anymore. He is a Veitnam War hero and now sells perfume at a department store.



This is my twin brother Bert. We were born 4 minutes apart. Bert made medical history when he fell out of my mom's ass during birth. I hate him.



My great grandmother is lots of fun. She still chews tobacco and rides a bicycle. Grandma dates younger men with teeth.



This is my 3rd cousin Smitty. Smitty works in a dog collar factory in the city. He works 10 hours a day, 6 days a week. Every electric dog collar is tested on Smitty before they are shipped to the store.

We are all one happy Family!!!