08-29-2006, 10:30 PM
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their
honeymoon.
"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.
"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to
do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each
other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing
machine door open' instead?"
So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the
washing machine door open, did you?"
"No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell
asleep.
When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and
she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing
machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"
"No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by
hand."
honeymoon.
"Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked.
"Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to
do. These walls are paper thin. In the future, we'll have to ask each
other in code. For example, how about asking, 'Have you left the washing
machine door open' instead?"
So, the following night, the husband asks, "I don't suppose you left the
washing machine door open, did you?"
"No, I definitely shut it," replied the wife who rolled over and fell
asleep.
When she woke up however, she was feeling a little frisky herself and
she nudged her husband and said, "I think I did leave the washing
machine door open after all. Would you like to do some washing?"
"No, thanks," said the husband. "It was only a small load so I did it by
hand."
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1/29/07 never forget....TTT
alute:Bringing old know-it-all blow hards back to reallity at a forum near you
"Always Imitated, Never Duplicated"