09-16-2005, 08:09 AM
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he
realizes it's a gay bar. What the heck," he says to
himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the
cowboy, " What's the name of your willy?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that.
All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve
you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine
for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan
'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar
calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.'"
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender
tells him he will give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who
is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of
yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile,
"TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The
fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin'
and keeps on tickin!"A little shaken, the cowboy
turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be
sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys
call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly
exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is Job One'." Then
he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine
CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'"
And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a
moment before he comes up with a name for his
manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims,
"The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a
beer." The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a
beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's' STRONG ENOUGH FOR A
MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!
realizes it's a gay bar. What the heck," he says to
himself, "I really want a drink."
When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the
cowboy, " What's the name of your willy?"
The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that.
All I want is a drink."
The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve
you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine
for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan
'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar
calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.'"
The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender
tells him he will give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who
is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of
yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile,
"TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The
fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin'
and keeps on tickin!"A little shaken, the cowboy
turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be
sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys
call yours?" The first man turns to him and proudly
exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is Job One'." Then
he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
The guy next to him then says, "I call mine
CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!'"
And gives a wink!
Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a
moment before he comes up with a name for his
manhood.
Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims,
"The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a
beer." The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a
beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?"
The cowboy says, "Because it's' STRONG ENOUGH FOR A
MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!
