02-22-2006, 04:31 PM
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an
oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they
stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise
and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person
one wish because of the grief they have experienced.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what
the wish is?
"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers,
and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to
be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be
gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the
last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is
rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks
him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE ... BE HAPPY.
The best way to cheer your self up is to cheer someone else up. Mark Twain
oncoming truck, and everyone inside dies. As they
stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enter Paradise
and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person
one wish because of the grief they have experienced.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what
the wish is?
"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers,
and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says, "I want to
be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while with each one asking to be
gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line, the
last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is
rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks
him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and says:
"Make 'em all ugly again".
NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE ... BE HAPPY.
The best way to cheer your self up is to cheer someone else up. Mark Twain
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