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The Beer Test
#1
Yesterday scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men
should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain
phytoeostrogens) and drinking it makes men turn into women. To test the
theory, 50 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period.



It was then observed that 100% of the men:

-talked excessively without making sense;
-became overly emotional;
-couldn't drive;
-failed to think rationally;
-argued over nothing;
-had to sit down while urinating;
-and refused to apologize when obviously wrong.>
No further testing was considered necessary
You ain't gonna be my judge, cause my judge will judge us all one day. You do your thing, I'll do mine.....-MG

Cause it's songs about me, and who I am. Songs lovin and livin and good hearted women and family and God.....-TA

Son I am a RED WHITE and BLUE blood graduate of Honky Tonk U.....-TK
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#2
Billy got his beer googles on!!! Big Grin Cool
10/8/1871- the great Chicago fire. Approximately 250 people were killed in the fire; 98,500 people were left homeless; 17,450 buildings were destroyed along with the original Emancipation Proclamation.
Chicago Local 281, protecting lives and property for over 100 years.
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#3
Pretty Funny!!!!! Gotta ask.... Whats with the tim Mcgraw avatar ?????? I mean hes cool and all but hes given the "Come F me eyes " in that pic!!!
Dont mess wit my sig Line tune!
--Then follow the rules! haha!-- -Tune
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#4
Quote:I mean hes cool and all but hes given the "Come F me eyes " in that pic!!!

You know you want him Rocco.... Smile lol
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#5
My head says no!! But my gonads scream YES!!!!!
Dont mess wit my sig Line tune!
--Then follow the rules! haha!-- -Tune
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#6
rocco79 Wrote:Whats with the tim Mcgraw avatar

I thought that was him, shows how much I know about country music Big Grin
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#7
oh you people are so wrong.
10/8/1871- the great Chicago fire. Approximately 250 people were killed in the fire; 98,500 people were left homeless; 17,450 buildings were destroyed along with the original Emancipation Proclamation.
Chicago Local 281, protecting lives and property for over 100 years.
Lawn sprinklers save your grass, Fire sprinklers save your a$$
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#8
thats nasty tim mcgraw
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#9
come f-me eyes.....na.......as far as whats with the tim mcgraw avatar....i figure if you have to idolize someone it might as well be someone who is a great husband, father, and never really had a father to learn now to be those. just a stubborn cowboy...... I got into country when i was 14....im 22 now....he was one of the first singers that i liked....... -yee haw
You ain't gonna be my judge, cause my judge will judge us all one day. You do your thing, I'll do mine.....-MG

Cause it's songs about me, and who I am. Songs lovin and livin and good hearted women and family and God.....-TA

Son I am a RED WHITE and BLUE blood graduate of Honky Tonk U.....-TK
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#10
i was the only person in cowboy boots at Eisenhower hs. lol
10/8/1871- the great Chicago fire. Approximately 250 people were killed in the fire; 98,500 people were left homeless; 17,450 buildings were destroyed along with the original Emancipation Proclamation.
Chicago Local 281, protecting lives and property for over 100 years.
Lawn sprinklers save your grass, Fire sprinklers save your a$$
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#11
you guys gotta listen to public enemy o and krs one
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#12
how old ru noto? j/w not being a smartass
You ain't gonna be my judge, cause my judge will judge us all one day. You do your thing, I'll do mine.....-MG

Cause it's songs about me, and who I am. Songs lovin and livin and good hearted women and family and God.....-TA

Son I am a RED WHITE and BLUE blood graduate of Honky Tonk U.....-TK
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#13
oops
You ain't gonna be my judge, cause my judge will judge us all one day. You do your thing, I'll do mine.....-MG

Cause it's songs about me, and who I am. Songs lovin and livin and good hearted women and family and God.....-TA

Son I am a RED WHITE and BLUE blood graduate of Honky Tonk U.....-TK
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#14
Quote:you guys gotta listen to public enemy o and krs one

Talk about a blast from the past.... KRS-one has been dead and cold for many years, and Last good thing I heard from PE, was with Anthrax, in the early 90's.... lol Smile
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#15
Ok good reason on th e tim mcgraw thing... Even though im sure that having tug as a daddy had its up side!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


As for the public enemy comment or krs.... I didnt like them when they were popular so why would i listen to outdated angry rap music now?????
Dont mess wit my sig Line tune!
--Then follow the rules! haha!-- -Tune
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#16
my bad
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#17
First off... This is an all ages board, please try to control the language. (Use creative terms, we'll get the idea.... ex. chit, shiznit, $#!t... etc.) Thanks.

We don't tell you that your music is no good, that you should listen to this or that, because we all have our own opinions...
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#18
dang! look like you struck a nerve. lol
10/8/1871- the great Chicago fire. Approximately 250 people were killed in the fire; 98,500 people were left homeless; 17,450 buildings were destroyed along with the original Emancipation Proclamation.
Chicago Local 281, protecting lives and property for over 100 years.
Lawn sprinklers save your grass, Fire sprinklers save your a$$
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#19
I listened to PE and KRS-1 in the late 80's, I listen to newer stuff now (times change)

I like Tim McGraw too!

Everyone is different and we all have our own opinions so who cares what music anyone listens too, we all have the RC hobby in common. That's what this board is about, not music. Not that we can't talk about music, let's just not fight about it. (LeeAutoPartsGuy has been very nice for keeping his cool through all this, I would have snapped on noto)
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#20
im not saying that country music should be wiped off the face of the planet lol im just saying that i do not have a taste for it sry if i ticked you off my bad
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#21
Tex Wrote:I listened to PE and KRS-1 in the late 80's, I listen to newer stuff now (times change)

I like Tim McGraw too!

Everyone is different and we all have our own opinions so who cares what music anyone listens too, we all have the RC hobby in common. That's what this board is about, not music. Not that we can't talk about music, let's just not fight about it. (LeeAutoPartsGuy has been very nice for keeping his cool through all this, I would have snapped on noto)


Thanks Tex.....i dont get hot headed very quickly these days.....noto i am a firm beleiver in freedom. you are 100% free to express your opinion about me, my music, the singers etc. and just like you i am entitled to mine. if you dont "perfer" my music thats fine, but before you express your opinion, educate yourself on what you are arguing about. I have never personally listened to the groups you mentioned and therefore I have no opinion on them. How many Tim McGraw songs have you heard. Or do you not like him just because he sings "country" Just an f.y.i. hes not only a country singer. He is also a very exceptional actor. He was in Friday Night Lights. He also did a duet with Nelly. So to say he sucks because he sings country just shows your maturity level. Just wondering does that mean that Nelly sucks because he did a duet with a country singer?

http://www.be-educated-before-you-open-your-mouth.com
You ain't gonna be my judge, cause my judge will judge us all one day. You do your thing, I'll do mine.....-MG

Cause it's songs about me, and who I am. Songs lovin and livin and good hearted women and family and God.....-TA

Son I am a RED WHITE and BLUE blood graduate of Honky Tonk U.....-TK
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#22
Ok lets get this thread back on topic!

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#23
lol.....
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#24
MMMMmmmmm fireworks, no!! I mean MMMMMmmmmmm BEEEEEER.

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- Homer Simpson, I think....
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#25
lmfao!!!!!!
10/8/1871- the great Chicago fire. Approximately 250 people were killed in the fire; 98,500 people were left homeless; 17,450 buildings were destroyed along with the original Emancipation Proclamation.
Chicago Local 281, protecting lives and property for over 100 years.
Lawn sprinklers save your grass, Fire sprinklers save your a$$
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