FS/FT or free. Heavily used, but still alive

[Meatwad]

wow

[mikeh]

Its not that bad I swear! If it were, I would shoot it immediately.

[Astro]

WASH THAT CAT!!!!!!!!!


A: Put the lid of the toilet up and add the required amount of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

B: Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

C: In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

D: The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

E: Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse."

F: Have someone open the door to the outside, be sure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

G: Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

H: The cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

I: Both the toilet and the cat will be sparkling clean!

Always here to give you the best of tested advice in difficult times.

Sincerely,
Shadow

[Casketman]

thats animal cruelty right there...

Speaking of that,I heard today some guy out east got a year in jail for tossing his girls kittens in the fire. They were both drunk,so he thought he could get off somewhat easy. Judge said nope!

[Casketman]

WTF is that? A cat or a bat? Or did a bat do the cat and that is the result?!

[Czech-it-Out Graphics]

i bet thats the look roccos ole lady had when he said he was gonna stay at the track instead of coming home for dinner with his parents hahahah

[rocco79]

i think that comment deserves a swift kick in the ass next time i see you mike...

[Czech-it-Out Graphics]

bahahahaha u dont have the balls!

[SEEKandDESTROY2]

NO BALLS... NO BALLS! Nah just foolin with ya rocco!

[Czech-it-Out Graphics]

no ur right lol

[maxximum_44]

WTF is that? A cat or a bat? Or did a bat do the cat and that is the result?!

Actually, voted the worlds ugliest cat this year!

Here's another:

[FreeRideFrosty]

I think that dog actually died last year. It was a chinese crested or something. Just a really really ugly version of an already ugly dog.

[Czech-it-Out Graphics]

WTF does that cat not have skin! nasty

[FreeRideFrosty]

WTF does that cat not have skin! nasty

I think it is called a Sphinx actually. It's a bald (hairless) pussy (cat).:p:

[Czech-it-Out Graphics]

man I think thats the only bald pussy I would kick outta my bed...

[FreeRideFrosty]

man I think thats the only bald pussy I would kick outta my bed...

I have to agree with you on that one. mash:

[Tex]

mikeh, I severely laughed several times at your posts.... I pulled 3 muscles

[motoxer4life]

lol mike. that was good.

[mikeh]

Thanks!
Still available TTT

[mikeh]

The cat died. I actually am sad. He died two weeks ago, but seems about the same. Poops less. much easier to maintain. I will miss him, but make an offer. I swear, except that he no longer needs food and a litter box to not poop in, you will not notice the difference. TTT

[AddictedtoNITRO]

omg

[hansarvin]

cept for the funny smell lol

[mikeh]

Nah, he always smelled funny.

[north_shore_racer]

different funny smell. but still funny.