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Joke of the day!
#1
A stranger was seated next to little Tommy on the plane when the
stranger
turned to the little boy and said, "Let's talk. I heard that flights
will go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passengers."

Little Tommy, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly and said
to
the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger, and then thinking he would have
some fun at Tommy's expense said, "How about the advantages and
disadvantages of nuclear power?"

"OK," said Tommy, "that could be an interesting topic, but let me ask
you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same grass,
yet the
deer excretes little pellets, while the cow turns out a flat patty,
and a
horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well then," said little Tommy, "How is it that you feel compelled and
qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
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#2
How about a new rule....

The joke of the day has to be a FUNNY joke....
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#3
why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella???

fo' drizzle
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#4
Wow...

Truly horrible
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#5
lol haha I needed that. even though I've herd better still funny
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#6
rocco79 Wrote:How about a new rule....

The joke of the day has to be a FUNNY joke....

Joke of the day right there. LMAO
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#7
what do you call a mexican w/ a rubber toe???

Roberto!!!
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#8
^

Booooo

What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?

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#9
sister is a high school teacher so she is always giving us "clean" jokes
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#10
UE-Maxx Wrote:^

Booooo

What do you call 2 mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan

LMAO!!!!
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#11
What about a mexican quarter back?


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#12
that is great
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#13
phuck you rocco god! lol
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#14
What do you call 4 mexicans in quicksand?


Quatro Cinqo (sp)
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#15
Okay, enough on the racial steretypes please.

Heres a good political one:
Dear Abby,

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the very beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What's worse everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.

Also, he's been out of work for the past four years and has not looked for a new job since. All he does is smoke cigars, and cruise around with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills.

Since our daughter went away to college, he does not even pretend to like me...and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed,
Clueless


Dear Clueless,
Grow up and dump him. For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore. You're a United States Senator from New York! Act like one!
You're never to old to be immature
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#16
*edited*

I dont need to start THAT discussion....
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#17
mikeh Wrote:Okay, enough on the racial steretypes please.
Racial stereotype? Where, Who, what?

Kinda like saying

What do you call a guy with no arma, no legs who sits in front of doors?
Mat

Or a guy who hangs on walls
Art

Guy who swims
Bob

Just a play on names, nothing racial they just happened to know mexican jokes.
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#18
What do you call a girl with one leg longer than the other?

Eilein (sp?)
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#19
Alright, I'll get off the PC soap box.
What do you call a guy with no arms & legs in a bathtub?.........Phil!
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#20
i think ud call him bob if the tub was full lol
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