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Happy Friday everyone! (joke)
#1
Happy Friday everyone!


>THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
>1. Innovative
>2. Preliminary
>3. Proliferation
>4. Cinnamon


>THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
>1. Specificity
>2. Anti-constitutionalistically
>3. Passive-aggressive disorder
>4. Transubstantiate


>THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
>1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
>2. Nope, no more booze for me!
>3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
>4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
>5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
>6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
>7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
>8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
>coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
>9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this
>parking lot or on the side of the road.
>10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
You're never to old to be immature
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#2
Happy Friday!
got paint?
Colors by Dave - CBD
1-29-07 ... you know.
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#3
Thats pretty funny =]

Happy Friday indeed. Concert tonight for me! YAY!
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#4
I'm gonna have to practice those!!!


Things Mr. Tune cannot refuse while drunk.

1Tongueosting!!
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PAIN; THE INK AND THE JEWELRY ARE JUST SOUVENIERS
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#5
lol, I'm going out for drinks tonight! Maybe I should have an easter egg hunt contest tomorrow. The winner will be the one who finds my drunk ramblings first!
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