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joke of the day
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A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley
motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take
a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey
Doc, want to take a look at this?"

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was
working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands
on a rag and said, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take
the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I
finish, it works just like new. So how come I make $39,675 a year, a
pretty small salary and you get the really big bucks ($1,695,759) when
you and I are doing basically the same work?"

The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the
mechanic...

"Try doing it with the engine running."
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Messages In This Thread
joke of the day - by Czech-it-Out Graphics - 07-31-2007, 08:40 PM
joke of the day - by rocco79 - 07-31-2007, 09:07 PM
joke of the day - by Czech-it-Out Graphics - 07-31-2007, 09:09 PM
joke of the day - by cr4sh_27 - 08-01-2007, 11:00 AM
joke of the day - by Ponch - 08-01-2007, 11:45 AM
joke of the day - by Czech-it-Out Graphics - 08-01-2007, 01:20 PM
joke of the day - by cr4sh_27 - 08-02-2007, 04:09 PM
joke of the day - by cr4sh_27 - 08-02-2007, 04:10 PM
joke of the day - by SaVaGe_DuDe - 08-02-2007, 10:37 PM
joke of the day - by Racin' Ranger1 - 08-02-2007, 10:41 PM
joke of the day - by Czech-it-Out Graphics - 08-02-2007, 10:41 PM
joke of the day - by J-Dub - 08-02-2007, 11:18 PM
joke of the day - by SaVaGe_DuDe - 08-02-2007, 11:34 PM
joke of the day - by Evil3 - 08-03-2007, 04:19 PM

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