08-29-2007, 03:16 PM
So two brothers ages 8 and 10 decide they are old enough to start cussing in front of Mom, so they cook up a plan. Joey decides he will say DAMN in front of Mom. Billy decides he will say ASS.
They go down for breakfast and mom asks, "what do you boys wan to eat?"
Joey says, "damn I'm hungry..give me some pancakes...." and before he can finish his sentance he gets a smack upside the head that knocks him off the chair.
Mom looks at Billy..."And, what do YOU want to eat?"
A little afraid, Billy says..."I'm not sure, but you can bet your ass I'm not gonna say pancakes!"
They go down for breakfast and mom asks, "what do you boys wan to eat?"
Joey says, "damn I'm hungry..give me some pancakes...." and before he can finish his sentance he gets a smack upside the head that knocks him off the chair.
Mom looks at Billy..."And, what do YOU want to eat?"
A little afraid, Billy says..."I'm not sure, but you can bet your ass I'm not gonna say pancakes!"