Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are

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01-07-2006, 10:00 PM

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"

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Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by t to the maxx2 - 01-07-2006, 07:37 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by r0nd3L - 01-07-2006, 08:38 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by Ponch - 01-07-2006, 08:49 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by DAVEC-NITRO-RS4 - 01-07-2006, 09:37 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by kevinF - 01-07-2006, 09:56 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by DAVEC-NITRO-RS4 - 01-07-2006, 10:00 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by t to the maxx2 - 01-07-2006, 10:03 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by Racin' Ranger1 - 01-07-2006, 10:21 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by DAVEC-NITRO-RS4 - 01-07-2006, 10:23 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by kevinF - 01-07-2006, 10:25 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by FreeRideFrosty - 01-08-2006, 03:58 AM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by north_shore_racer - 01-08-2006, 04:03 AM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by FreeRideFrosty - 01-08-2006, 04:06 AM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by t to the maxx2 - 01-08-2006, 11:40 AM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by DAVEC-NITRO-RS4 - 01-08-2006, 12:07 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by north_shore_racer - 01-08-2006, 07:11 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by DAVEC-NITRO-RS4 - 01-08-2006, 07:19 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by Czech-it-Out Graphics - 01-08-2006, 08:16 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by t to the maxx2 - 01-08-2006, 08:18 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by DAVEC-NITRO-RS4 - 01-08-2006, 08:20 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by t to the maxx2 - 01-08-2006, 08:24 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by Traxxas_Junkee - 01-08-2006, 10:33 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by north_shore_racer - 01-08-2006, 10:52 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by t to the maxx2 - 01-16-2006, 01:02 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by kevinF - 01-16-2006, 01:20 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by Mr. Tune - 01-16-2006, 01:23 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by t to the maxx2 - 01-17-2006, 07:52 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by north_shore_racer - 01-17-2006, 07:59 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by t to the maxx2 - 01-25-2006, 10:30 AM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by t to the maxx2 - 01-25-2006, 10:31 AM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by t to the maxx2 - 01-28-2006, 01:01 AM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by t to the maxx2 - 01-28-2006, 11:57 AM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by t to the maxx2 - 01-29-2006, 05:39 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by Thirdgen89GTA - 07-25-2006, 06:54 PM

Greatest jokes ever, you will die laughing, thats how great they are - by kevinF - 07-25-2006, 11:21 PM

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