08-02-2006, 11:40 PM
... So is shrinking of the testicals...
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--Then follow the rules! haha!-- -Tune
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08-02-2006, 11:40 PM
... So is shrinking of the testicals...
Dont mess wit my sig Line tune!
--Then follow the rules! haha!-- -Tune
08-03-2006, 12:36 AM
Im watching Die Hard with a Vengenance... I love this movie! I love wheb they drive through central park! LOL
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--Then follow the rules! haha!-- -Tune
08-03-2006, 06:22 AM
rocco79 Wrote:... So is shrinking of the testicals... And I thought that was a Tour de France thing,,,,
08-03-2006, 06:56 AM
that just makes one fall off....
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--Then follow the rules! haha!-- -Tune
08-08-2006, 11:34 PM
put on HBO!!! porn chicks!!!!!!
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--Then follow the rules! haha!-- -Tune
08-09-2006, 12:32 AM
Screw that...I'd have to pay for HBO.
Tekno EB48.4 HobbyWing XR8 Sanwa M12
08-09-2006, 12:37 PM
I don't have HBO.....Basic cable and Broadband internet is all I need.
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08-17-2006, 08:28 AM
for me HBO is like 2 bucks extra
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Tex Wrote:WTF, racing ranger 2?????? and racing ranger 1???? #2 needs his ass kicked for taking someone elses name.
08-17-2006, 09:15 AM
they wanted us to pay 30 for hbo and 40 for all the other channels.....so we were paying 70 a month for t.v.
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08-22-2006, 03:45 PM
just emailed to me...humor...
1. If you are over thirty and you have a washboard stomach, you are gay. It means you haven't sucked back enough beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet. 2. If you have a cat, you are a Flaaaaming homo. A cat is like a dog, but gay - it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself, has a delicate touch except when it uses its nails, and whines to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog... "Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!" Now think about how you call a cat..."Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums!" Jeeezus, you're fit to be framed, you're so gay. 3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, baby pacifiers, or any such nonsense, rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on Bar-b-que ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, crawfish guts, pickled pigs feet, or tits. Anything else and you are in training to suck El Dicko and undeniably a fag. 4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship. A man's world is his bathroom; he defecates and urinates where he pleases. 5. If you drink decaf coffee with skim milk, you like a high hard one in the poop chute. Coffee is to be hard, strong, black, and full aroma. A straight man will never be heard ordering a "Decaf Cafe Latte with Skim" and he will never, ever know what artificial sweetener tastes like. If you've had NutraSweet in your mouth, you've had a man there, too. 6. If you know more than six names of colors or four different types of dessert, you might as well be handing out free passes to your ass. A real man doesn't have memory space in his brain to remember all of that crap as well as all the names of all the players in the Major league, NFL, NHL, college ball, PGA and NASCAR. If you can pick out chartreuse or you know what a "fre ssier" is you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile other than denim, you are faggadocious. 7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to honk at a slow-ass driver or to cut the punk off. The rest of the time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger, hold his beer, or play with his honey in the passenger seat. 8. If you enjoy romantic comedies or French films, mon-frere, vous le Gay, oui? The only time it is acceptable to watch one of those is with a woman who knows how to reward her man. Watching any of the above films by yourself or with another man is likely to result in SHC (spontaneous homosexual combustion), which is what happens to fags when they flame out too. "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln -
08-22-2006, 04:07 PM
pushing the limits but we'll let it slide.....funny as all hell! I lol a few times here at work
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08-22-2006, 04:13 PM
I figured you'd kill it if it was too far over the line....at least a few guys will get to read it first....
08-22-2006, 04:15 PM
it's living forever! if your gay and get offended, then liven up some!
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08-22-2006, 04:20 PM
why do teachers always want to treat u like ur older...buncha bastards must think im in college or sumthin with the load of homework i got on the first day
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08-22-2006, 04:23 PM
"We expect big things from you this year, Mr. Czech."
08-22-2006, 04:27 PM
look what time you posted that Mikey....Time for a break
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08-22-2006, 04:34 PM
Czech-it-Out Graphics Wrote:why do teachers always want to treat u like ur older...buncha bastards must think im in college or sumthin with the load of homework i got on the first daylol...Coming from the all honors and all A kid,expecting to get treated like Travis does at school Tekno EB48.4 HobbyWing XR8 Sanwa M12
08-22-2006, 04:38 PM
Here's my class....
"ok folks, here is your homework assignment for tonight...I know, I know, except you Gabe, your just going to take a zero right?" Whenever they would assign science projects or some long winded report I would just take a zero from the get go...not funny now that I think about it and if I had another chance I would have done good in school.
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08-22-2006, 04:41 PM
Tex Wrote:Here's my class.... oh shit thats like me hahaha. I haven't taken an assignment or project home since 4th grade, but I always get As and Bs come end of semester I throw paper airplanes in class, knock over desks, kick garbage cans in the hallway, etc. Gotta make school fun to keep from going insane
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08-22-2006, 05:23 PM
GL in college with that.
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08-22-2006, 06:08 PM
I love this one "ur in a college course so were gonna treat u like college students, this isnt gonna be an easy class" man now that sounds promising doesnt it! mash:
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08-22-2006, 06:08 PM
and yes gabe time for a break! hahahahha
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08-22-2006, 06:11 PM
High school is soooooo hard. TRUST ME, you think its bad now???
Waaaaahahahahhahahahahaha!!!!! (Breath) hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha....hah..hahaha..ha...ha..........ha.
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08-22-2006, 06:50 PM
why can it get worse rocco? i know u didnt goto college
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