Superbowl Xli

[motoxer4life]

yep just keep handing it off to jones rex...

[pwnzor]

I hope the Bears kill them, literally

[mikev]

is anybody going to go down to Miami???

[squirrel]

Yeah right!!! $400 bucks for a room, $1000 for a plane ticket, and $4000 for a ticket! I wonder what it would cost just to tailgate there!

[SLOW REVO]

[COLOR="Red"]Count
On
Losing
The
Superbowl[/COLOR]

[squirrel]

Boy
I
Love
Losing
Superbowls

The colts one is funy!!! HEHE

[mikev]

actually you can't tailgate there... and where are you getting 1000 for a plane ticket??? Just checked southwest and you can get on the plane for under 6. Why fly though when you can drive?

[squirrel]

actually you can't tailgate there... and where are you getting 1000 for a plane ticket??? Just checked southwest and you can get on the plane for under 6. Why fly though when you can drive?

I was listening to the news and they expected plane tickets to sky rocket in price. They could be wrong.

[DAVEC-NITRO-RS4]

Saints coach Sean Payton used to live a few streets away from my house in Naperville. The current owners of the house had a message for him last Sunday.......................

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A Packer fan, a Viking fan & a Bear fan were all in Saudi Arabia ,
sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police
rushed in & arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe
offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime of actually being
caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death!

However, with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to
successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a
stroke of luck, it was a Saudi National holiday the day their trial
finished, & the extremely benevolent Sheik decided they could be
released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were
preparing for their punishment, the Sheik suddenly said, "It's my
first wife's birthday today, & she has asked me to allow each of you
one wish before your whipping."

The Viking fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he
thought about this for a while & then said, "Please tie a pillow to my
back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the
whip went through. The Viking fan had to be carried away bleeding &
crying with pain when the punishment was done.

The Packer fan was next up (he almost finished an entire fifth by
himself), & after watching the scene, said "All Right! Please fix two
pillows on my back." But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes
before the whip went through again, sending the Packer fan out crying
like a little girl.

The Bear fan was the last one up (he had finished off the crate),
but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him & said, "You
support the greatest team in the world, your team has some of the best
& most loyal football fans in the world. For this, you may have two
wishes!"

"Thanks, your most Royal highness," the Bear fan replies. "In
recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not
20, but 100 lashes."

"Not only are you an honorable, handsome & powerful man, you are
also very brave," the Sheik says with an admiring look on his
face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your
second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheik asks.

"Tie the Packer fan to my back."

GO BEARS!!!!!

[maxximum_44]

Love It!!!

[Meatwad]

thats funny

[FreeRideFrosty]

Predictable.... but good.

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thought u would like that one dan lol

[Evil3]

Lamo

[Traxxas_Junkee]

That was good.

[squirrel]

Bad News From NFL The NFL announced today that for financial reasons they had to eliminate
one team from the league. So they've decided to combine the Green Bay
Packers and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and form one team, causing many
Layoffs but saving millions of dollars in costs,
They will be known as the..........TAMPACKS.
Unfortunately, they're only good for one period and have no second string...



GO BEARS

[FreeRideFrosty]

Da Bears!

[pwnzor]

i got my bear brick ready to throw, I hope they win, I got a decent bet on them, I will die if Indy wins,lol

GO BEARS!!!!!!! w00t!!!!!!!

[squirrel]

This just in:

Indianapolis(AP) – Indianapolis Colts football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. The Head coach immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again...

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sorry bro already posted it in here

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Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died.

When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.

They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts
flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Peyton," said
God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."

Peyton felt special, indeed , and walked up to his
house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the
corner. It was a 3-story mansion with an orange and blue sidewalk, a 50
foot tall flagpole with an enormous Bears logo flag, and in every
window, a Chicago Bear towel.

Peyton looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be
ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I hold many NFL
records, and I even went to the Hall of Fa me."

God said "So what's your point Peyton?"

"Well, why does Rex Grosman get a better house than me?"


God chuckled, and said "Peyton, that's not Rex's house, it's
mine."


GO BEARS!!!!!

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cant beat a little hooters hot wing dip for pre game

[rocco79]

OMG devin hester!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ponch]

Touch dowwwnnn~