01-25-2007, 04:42 PM
A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Bear's game. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," he says, "the seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Bears game, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Bears game we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."
Go Bears!!!!!!!
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago Park when a crazed
> Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the
>other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it
> and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
> A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to
>interview the boy.
> "Young Cub Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing
>in his notebook.
> "But I'm not a Cubs fan," the little boy replies.
> "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the
> reporter and starts writing again.
> "Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his
>notebook.
> "But I'm not a Sox fan either," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but
>since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts
> writing again.
> "Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his
> notebook.
> "I'm not a Bears fan either," says the boy. "Oh... I assumed everyone in
> Chicago was either for the Cubs, Sox or Bears. What team do you root
>for?" the reporter asked.
> "I'm a Packers fan," the boy replies.
> The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:
>"Little Bastard From Wisconsin Kills Beloved Family Pet"
>
> GO BEARS!!!!!! haha
One foggy night, a Green Bay Packers fan was heading south from Green Bay and a Chicago Bears fan was driving north from Chicago. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars. The Packers fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Bears fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived. The Packers fan walks over to the Bears fan and says,
"Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should
put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being
rivals."
The Bears fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're
Absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something
Else survived the wreck."
The Bears fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Packer fan, "I think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Packers fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Packers fan hands it back to the Bears fan and says,
"Your turn!"
The Bears fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river
and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
GO BEARS!!!!!!
"No," he says, "the seat is empty."
"This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Bears game, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"
He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Bears game we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else -- a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?"
The man shakes his head. "No, they're all at the funeral."
Go Bears!!!!!!!
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a Chicago Park when a crazed
> Rottweiler suddenly attacks one of the boys. Thinking quickly, the
>other boy takes his hockey stick, shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it
> and breaks the dog's neck, saving his friend.
> A reporter is standing by, sees the incident, and rushes over to
>interview the boy.
> "Young Cub Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing
>in his notebook.
> "But I'm not a Cubs fan," the little boy replies.
> "Sorry, but since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the
> reporter and starts writing again.
> "Sox Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his
>notebook.
> "But I'm not a Sox fan either," the little boy replies. "Sorry, but
>since we're in Chicago, I just assumed you were," says the reporter and starts
> writing again.
> "Bears Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he writes in his
> notebook.
> "I'm not a Bears fan either," says the boy. "Oh... I assumed everyone in
> Chicago was either for the Cubs, Sox or Bears. What team do you root
>for?" the reporter asked.
> "I'm a Packers fan," the boy replies.
> The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes:
>"Little Bastard From Wisconsin Kills Beloved Family Pet"
>
> GO BEARS!!!!!! haha
One foggy night, a Green Bay Packers fan was heading south from Green Bay and a Chicago Bears fan was driving north from Chicago. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars. The Packers fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!" Likewise, the Bears fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived. The Packers fan walks over to the Bears fan and says,
"Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should
put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being
rivals."
The Bears fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're
Absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something
Else survived the wreck."
The Bears fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Packer fan, "I think this is another sign - we should toast to our newfound friendship." The Packers fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Packers fan hands it back to the Bears fan and says,
"Your turn!"
The Bears fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river
and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
GO BEARS!!!!!!
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