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02-09-2007, 08:01 AM
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One cat.
He is a good cat, does not bite or bother people. Stays indoors, Lays around.
He is 15 years old in human years. In cat years, this means he is dead, but does not know it, so insists on walking around and acting "alive".
He still uses his litter box sometimes, but most likely will poop on the floor. We keep the box in the laundry room where there is tile. If you clean his box everytime he uses it, he will thank you by using it again at least once, before pooping on the floor again. If you don't he will poop in a laundry basket. He prefers whites that are warm and fresh from the dryer. Also, he is an equal opportunity pooper on the floor. He is flexable and will poop on your living room floor, bathroom floor, and dining room floor as the opportunity arises. He sheds alot too, but he could just be going bald from old age.
We were waiting for him to just go ahead and die, but it seems that will never happen. So we have decided to sell or trade our balding undead cat.
I will accept as fair trade for this cat, one stick in my eye, a punch in the gut, perhaps a frontal lobodomy. Make an offer. Please.
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how many gallons does he have through him? after run oil?
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LMAO haha. Just leave him in the -5*
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thats animal cruelty right there...
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yea it is! Don't actually do that though! IDK leave some chocolate around the house.
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north_shore_racer Wrote:how many gallons does he have through him? after run oil? I'd say about 2 gallons per week, so thats about 1560 gallons. He might be due for a pinch. No after run oil was ever applied, other than flea medication, which is oily. He is low maintanance, or at least is uneffected by neglect.
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can he be used as a football? lmao
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Mike, throw in the Roomba, and I'll take it.
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Holy hell this post priceless!!!!
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basher or racer?
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north_shore_racer Wrote:basher or racer? More like a pit cushon or fuzzy car stand. No good as a hand wipe because of the shedding and all. Makes a good door stop or to block drafts.
He failed to work as a starter box too.
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DAVEC-NITRO-RS4 Wrote:Mike, throw in the Roomba, and I'll take it. I sold the Roomba on E-bay, but if you'll take that cat, I'll buy you one.
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Feed %?? Wet? Dry? Blend?
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mikeh Wrote:I sold the Roomba on E-bay, but if you'll take that cat, I'll buy you one.
Deal !!!
Ship me the Roomba and leave the cat at the Mobil station....I'll pick it up later tonight.... 
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DAVEC-NITRO-RS4 Wrote:Deal !!!
Ship me the Roomba and leave the cat at the Mobil station....I'll pick it up later tonight.... Now thats just funny and wrong at the same time!!!
Is it pullstart or rotostart?
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What is the max RPM of this cat?
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SEEKandDESTROY2 Wrote:What is the max RPM of this cat?
-Pete Put a piece of stickey tape on its back and find out.
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squirrel Wrote:Now thats just funny and wrong at the same time!!!
Is it pullstart or rotostart? N/A Its comes running and will not stall. It's quarter never runs out.
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FreeRideFrosty Wrote:Feed %?? Wet? Dry? Blend? You're supposed to feed these things?
Hey, wheres grandma been anyway? Haven't seen her for days....
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DAVEC-NITRO-RS4 Wrote:Deal !!!
Ship me the Roomba and leave the cat at the Mobil station....I'll pick it up later tonight....
Shipped!
Cat is waiting for ya!:joy:
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cmon man u never answered my question! lol
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Czech-it-Out Graphics Wrote:can he be used as a football? lmao
Oh yeah,
Yes, I have punted him many times, but he still has teeth and claws, so do so at your own risk.
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holy crap!
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